A Recurring Thought

Since visiting "Ground Zero" a few days ago, this image keeps popping into my head. Remember the woman who blessed herself while I was at "Ground Zero" and I made the comment about Jesus having a nap while Allah snuck up behind him?

I keep having this thought that heaven must be like the The World Heavyweight Boxing Championships.

You've got "God The Father" who I imagine would be like Don King.

He would be pitting his boys (Jesus, Allah, Krishna, Buddha etc) against one another in elimination bouts with the winner allowed to take his own destruction path. Allah won the first few bouts and blew up a few Christians and then Allah won the quarter final bout and got to destroy The Twin Towers and all those Christians. Then Jesus won the semi final and sent down The Tsunami and wiped out all those Muslims. Allah protested the result and there was a rematch which Jesus won and he sent an earthquake to Pakistan. That'll teach that Allah to put in a phony protest.

Poor old Krishna and Buddha haven't had a win yet. Good deeds aren't the motivating force that mayhem and destruction are.

I can't wait for the final. But what happens if it is a draw?

The Contenders

Presenting in the red corner.......JEEEEEESUS. Some say he has an unfair advantage because he is claiming to be Don Kings illegitimate son.

And now in the blue corner ALLAAAAAAH. Sorry about the pic but his management team of Bin Laden Pty Ltd have refused to supply any photos of The prophet.

And in the front row, just waiting for his chance, we present the up and coming KRIIIIIIIISHNA. He looks like he could go a bit as he looks like he's been battered around the ring a few times.

And sitting beside Krishna may I present the fittest contender....Buuddaaaaaaaah.

Now....lets hear it for all the boys here tonight

and may I introduce the referee for tonights match up................. THE ONE....THE ONLY............. EVERYBODIES FAVOURITE.....................................SAAAAATAN.