Day Two In Vegas

Woke up late today so we didn't get started till midday. Got the rentacar out of Valet Parking and drove around Vegas. We found a Walmart and bough some crap and then we saw a "Country and western shop". we parked out the front and saw a gold limo pull up and watched 4 rednecks get out. America is a wonderful place.

I bought a western style coat for $80 and Leeroy spent a fortune on shirts.

we returned to New York New York Casino where we are staying and had the best lunch I've had in America. A rib eye steak WITH VEGETABLES. Nothing deep fried but they really don't know how to cook vegetables or steak.

We caught a cab to The Stardust Casino and I have worked out how to win in Vegas. Our intention was to just get pissed, no gambling. We bought 2 beers at the bar.15 Bucks. So we went to a machine and put a dollar bill in the fucker, played one credit at a time for 4 hours and 10 beers each we got pretty pissed and it only cost us about 5 bucks each. Fucken good stuff.

The waitress at the New York New York Casino are sexy big titted little babes but at the stardust they were like your granny. Fair dinkum the women that served us all night were at least 60.

Good on ya Stardust its good o see you're keepin us old cunts in work.

Leeroy is on the phone righ now as I type bitchin to the front desk because the coke vending machines on our floor don't work. The prick is telling them he is me and giving them shit and now wants to chexk out and go to The Bellagio.