Back Again.

G'day, I've had a four months break from blogging and I'm off again to rant and rave about shit that pisses me off!

I have been motivated by an American guy who linked to this blog with the statement "A great blog by an Australian who's not infatuated with Americans. I like this guy's style."

I might have to change my opinion of Americans if this flattery keeps up. But it does prove that I am available for hire, you don't even have to send money just say nice things about me.

Well, enough of this nice crap.

Muslims

What a fucking hide these religious fanatics have. THEY are offended because some unknown cartoonist drew pictures in an unknown newspaper of Allah as a suicide bomber and this justifies rioting, vandalism, and illegal behaviour that has resulted in the deaths of innocent people? What sort of religion makes excuses for this behavior and then accepts its followers beheading an innocent Irish woman who has spent the better part of her adult life working for the welfare of Muslims in their own country? A BARBARIC ONE.

One that should be outlawed in every western country.

One that should have it's followers returned to any country where Islam is practiced. They don't believe that they have any allegiance to the country they live in, only to Islam. So it wouldn't matter to them which Islamic nation they were returned to.

While I am on this subject, congatulations to Peter Costello the Australian Treasurer "In a hard-hitting speech to the Sydney Institute that immediately sparked anger from Muslims, the Treasurer said migrants should be forced to honour their pledge of allegiance to Australia or face the prospect of being kicked out.

It's about time an Australian politician had the guts to say what 75% of Australians think. The usual "suck up" media scribes were horrified as can be expected. But fuck them! Good onyer Peter Costello. I can't wait for you to become Prime Minister.

AMERICA

As most of you who were regular readers of this crap know, Americans are not one of my favourite people. My criticisms has always been from afar. But not for long. I am visiting the friendly shores of the Great YEWESSOFA in a couple of weeks to study them close up. I will have a birds eye view of them across the blackjack and roulette table of Las Vegas, an up close look at them from the excesses of Hollywood and stare eye to eye with a Noo Yorker on the streets of the Bronks. I'm even going to the Texas State Fair where I will sit jowl to jowl with apple pie mommas in Austin. I wonder if there really are any gay cowboys in Texas? I don't think I will be sitting cheek to cheek with em if I do find any.

By the way. An important announcement from the President. "From this day forth the cocktail previously known as "The Cock Sucking Cowboy" will now be known as "The Heath Ledger"

If I make it back without being mugged or stabbed or blown up in a terrorist attack or fucked to death by a billionair Hollywood starlet, I will give you a day by day (with Pics) account of my foray in to enemy territory.

Until then remember this memorable quote.

"Who's your Bhagdaddy?"