It's Just Not Cricket

The only thing worse than losing to The Kiwis is losing to The Poms.
The Wallabies committed treason this week but lets hope that the cricketers realise that a loss on Thursday will force drastic action. The first step will be to revoke their citizenship and deport them all to Pakistan. I can just see Warnie texting a young Pakistani cutie and her father and five brothers turning up at the Islamabad Hilton to cut of the infidels penus and throw it to him with the instructions to "Bowl a leggie with this, Warnie"

I saw some speculation that we are considering 5 bowlers for this test. This is a great idea. It will increase our batting score by 50 runs. The way the specialist batsmen are scoring maybe we would be better off if the whole team was made up of bowlers. They seem to be the only ones scoring any runs. Ricky Ponting threw his arm over in the last test and probably had the best bowling figures in the whole team.

Hold it. I've got the answer.

Matty Hayden and Justin Langer open the bowling and Bret Lee and Shane Warne open the batting. At first change Adam Gilchrist could take over the bowling and in his follow through continue on behind the stumps and keep to his own bowling. That would fuck em. The Poms would never have a game plan to combat these tactics. Richie Benaud would be drooling in the commentary box, enthralled with the daring plan hatched by The Aussies. Tony Greg would be back on the Aussies side because he knows he's got to come back here to live as no other country will have him and The Analyst would be completely dumbstruck trying to explain with graphs and slides the shock and brash new Aussie tactics.

It would also help if somebody cut of Flintoffs bowling arm.

C'mon Aussies, C'mon C'mon........ C'mon on Aussies C'mon