Another Slapper for the Can

Move over Shapelle and make room for Michelle. That's right another good looking white woman has been caught. This time popping E. I guess model Michelle has been taking a leaf out of Elle McPherson and Victoria Beckhams book and can't read either. How fuken stupid can you get? Hey, I've got an idea. Lets go to Bali and do drugs. At least she won't be worried about the cockroach infested jail cells, after all she is the model in the Ants Pants ads so a few cockroaches up the puss won't worry this girl.

Where are you Ron Bakir when we need you.